Letters.......(venting sorry)

Dear Shingles,

Thanks for ruining 2 weeks of my life.  Thanks for the eye patch.

Dear Posthermatic Neuralgia,

You suck.  You really really suck.  I want to wear makeup without rubbing it off.  I want to wear mascara and eyeliner without rubbing it off.  I'd like to look presentable.  I don't want to constantly itch the left side of my head like I have lice.  (I don't).  

Dear Husk,

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Congrats on Best New Restaurant in America! Every time I eat there I die and go to heaven.  I love love love the chicken skins and love love love it even more when I can get them when they're not on the menu.  However, please stop trying to kill my husband.  

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I don't want to be a widow at 30.  

Dear Ochocinco,

Do not.  I repeat.  Do not mess with my team.  Behave yourself.  I am currently undecided on you.

Dear Poppy's tooth,

Stop hurting my baby!

Dear "The Coming Weeks"

I hate moving so please don't hurt me too bad.

The End.

I hope yall are good!